What’s in the box? (without video – for now…)

10 May

I really didn’t think the end of the season could get any better for Brentford. The rebuilt team had rediscovered their mojo after hitting the low point of that home defeat to ten man Blackburn. From there, an epic run had taken us to a final position of 9th despite multiple high profile departures from last years’s squad over the course of the campaign. Life was good once more. Then Kitman Bob started to do his thing. Again.

To be honest, Sunday night’s ‘player of the year’ dinner – where Alan Judge and Sergi Canos swept the board – had already provided a moment of pure Twitter gold. Namely, ‘Brentford official’ capturing the moment that Buzzette arrived at the awards.

Buzzette arriving at Beespoty (1)

Buzzette (and Buzz) are brilliant. Non-stop energy and an unlimited supply of ‘high fives’ for our young  – and old – fans. Yet it is more than this. The beaming grins and desire to get involved in just about anything Bees related always put a smile on my face and do make me wonder if any performance enhancing substances have been involved. (kids, of course they haven’t ).

But the sight of Buzzette pulling a travel suitcase into a Heathrow hotel and waving to the (presumably) throng of paparazzi really did take things to a surreal level. Even by her anthropomorphic standards.

And when it looked like we’d hit a new high, things stepped up a level.

On the way home from work last night the phone started going crazy. Messages popping up alerting me to a Twitter update from Kitman Bob. Just for the record – specifically addressed to me rather than some ’stalker’ type ‘alert’ that goes off whenever our man from the boot room posts an update. ‘Kit obsessive’ merely being a nom de plume in the programme (honest !).

It’s here. Kind of. Next season’s gear. Brentford have specialised in the slow reveal over the last few seasons. Mark Devlin and Mark Chapman have intrigued us with their own take on the strip, tease. Now it is Bob’s turn.

Twitter was awash with questions after our enigmatic Kitman released the following picture. Granted most of them were from yours truly but I wasn’t, quite, alone…

new shirts (1)

What’s in the box? Are there ANY clues to be taken from the picture? When do we get to see these for real?

I’ve given up guessing but Bob / Mark – if you are reading then any more clues would be gratefully appreciated.

And, when it does happen, how about a video for the launch?

Whether involving players, supporters or both? Perhaps a special ‘Terrace Talk’ as Jo Tilley leads the build up to the ‘reveal’, perhaps looking at fan favourites over the years in the pre-amble?

Or, of course, we could just try to emulate the aforementioned Blackburn Rovers. For any club to match their 2014 effort featuring ‘Birdy’ would, surely, be a challenge too much.

But, we’re Brentford. We’ve got great colours, an innovative approach, genius Jo, video whizkid Sean Ridley and even a few players who could probably do the ‘model’ thing (catwalk rather than Rasmus, Phil and Matthew’s stats).

If anybody can give it a go, it’ll be us.

Words aren’t enough 

Nick Bruzon

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3 Responses to “What’s in the box? (without video – for now…)”

  1. Bernard Quackenbush (@BernardQuack) May 10, 2016 at 10:29 am #

    That is quite possibly the best tweet of the year from the club!

    As for the boxes. You sure they aren’t just Sam’s supply of complimentary sun lotion for his holidays?

    • nickbruzon May 10, 2016 at 5:03 pm #

      BQ . I’m sure you’ll be aware of my despair as to the service from ‘official Twitter’ over the last few seasons.
      To be fair , they have improved this time around but Buzzette with the luggage was, undoubtedly, tweet of the year.
      Spot on. For ‘official’ to make me laugh out loud (for the right reasons) tells me I need to know.
      Glad she tickled you, too

  2. RebelBee May 10, 2016 at 11:54 am #

    Sounding hopeful on the new kit then, if only BFC could reinstate our iconic castle badge, I could die happy.

    I know you like your naff hashtags, did you see Burnley’s open top bus yesterday, adorned with #relentless on it? That really is plop! So it got me wondering what would be more appropriate for them. Maybe #Brentley or perhaps #3.5 million quid to TW8 please?

    I’m sure you can all do better.

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